80% Of Your Customers
Will Never Return.
You are filling a bucket with a hole in the bottom. While you pay for marketing to find strangers, your best customers are walking out the door forever.
Richie (Our AI Employee) stops the leak.
Turn first-time visitors into lifetime regulars.
5X ROI Guarantee. Pay nothing if he fails.
Employee ID
Richie
AI Retention Specialist
Skill
Memorizes 10,000+ customer faces
Prediction
Identifies exactly when a regular is about to churn
Action
Buzzes their pocket with a push notification with a hyper-personalized offer
Salary
$16.00 / Day
ID: AI-8829-RETENTION
Don't Buy Software.
Rent Labor.
You can't afford to hire a human to stand at the door and text every customer who leaves. So we rent you Richie.
He never calls in sick.
Richie works 24/7/365 without a break.
He never asks for a raise.
Flat rate pricing locked in forever.
He works for $16/day.
Less than the cost of one hour of minimum wage.
The "Reach" Reality Check
| Marketing Channel | Visibility | The Cost |
|---|---|---|
| Paid Ads (Google / Meta) | Rented Reach (You pay for every single view) | High Cost ("The Landlord Tax") |
| Social Media (Instagram / FB) | < 2% Reach (Algorithms hide your posts) | High Effort (Filming & Posting) |
| Richie (Your AI Employee) | 90% Visibility (Direct to their pocket) | Flat Rate ($16 / Day) |
See Richie In Action
Watch how Richie reaches out to customers at the perfect moment
We Miss You!
Hey [Name], we haven't seen you in a while. Come back and get 2x the points on your next visit — just for you!
Richie sends hyper-personalized push notifications at the exact moment your customer is about to churn—turning them back into a regular.
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Richie Proves His Worth
Stop guessing. Richie runs automated A/B tests to prove exactly how much revenue he generates for your business.
Without Richie
Standard customer behavior (No intervention)
Revenue
$780k
Retention
20%
With Richie
Optimized retention campaigns
Revenue
$920k
+18%Retention
28%
Seamlessly Integrates With
Richie Tests, Learns, & Optimizes
Watch how your results improve over time as Richie gathers data.
Month 1: Learning Phase
Richie tests "Complimentary Dessert"
Result
3% Lift (Baseline)
Month 2: Optimization
Richie tests "Free Appetizer"
Result
8% Lift (Improving)
Month 3: Winning Formula
Richie finds "2x Points" works best
Result
18% Revenue Lift 🚀
The Math Behind The Hire
We don't need to double your traffic. We just need to get your regulars to visit one more time.
Data proves that just one extra visit increases a customer's annual revenue contribution by 36%.
Richie exists to get that one extra visit and many more, turning one-time visitors into lifetime regulars.
The "Grand Slam" Guarantee
We run a Controlled Trial. We track the exact revenue Richie generates vs. your baseline.
THE OFFER: If our system doesn't generate $2,500/mo in tracked revenue by Day 90, we PAUSE your billing. You don't pay until the system performs.
See if your transaction volume qualifies.
Questions? Reach out directly
(305) 942-7706